The Priest is coming!

Looking from the primary school playground, St Christopher’s towering over school buildings and social club.

The knock on the door was followed by the shout above, shouted because the boy was halfway down the path on his way to next door. It was always boys who went ahead of the priest one each side of the road.

‘The priest’s coming’ would be relayed inside.

When I was a child the Friday afternoon collection helped fund parish activities, but my parents had been donating for decades and helped fund the building of the huge St Christopher’s church. Speke on the outskirts of Liverpool was one of the largest council estates in the UK, at one point I believe 20,000 people lived there. The estate was fairly evenly split between catholic and protestants. I guess the ‘knockers’ for the priest must have had a list of the Catholics with house numbers for each street because I can’t imagine our protestant neighbours would have reacted well to this announcement.

If my dad was at home he would get out of his chair and move toward the downstairs toilet, grabbing the newspaper on his way.
Mum’s “Where are you going?” as she scrabbled in the sideboard drawer for the little brown envelopes, was pointless and never answered. She made the quick decision on how many coins to drop inside, weighing the envelope in her hand before sealing it. It was never said, but as a kid, I could feel an air of resentment, she needed the money. With eight kids there weren’t many spare coins around. Of course, any resentment would never be spoken, like the dead, speaking ill of a priest shouldn’t happen. When Father Cunningham or Montgomery stood in the middle of the living room to ask everyone present if they were going to mass that Sunday, everyone said ‘yes father’. Although Father Montgomery was short with a round kind face and smiling eyes, there was something weird about another adult from outside the family taking centre stage in our living room.
It wasn’t just the money, I think my mam came to resent the moral judgements of these outsiders who knew what was going on in every house, in every family.

In later years the word among kids was that Father Cunningham was an alky. and was in the parish social club every night drinking our parent’s hard-earned contributions. True or not, he did become a regular in the club, his demeanour was altogether sharper often unshaven with dark piercing eyes and a gravelly voice. I served at mass for him, just once or twice. I think he liked me. I’m not sure why. Maybe it was my inquisitiveness. Religion was my favourite subject at one point and I found the bible stories fascinating. I volunteered with a few other boys one summer helping to do maintenance work at the youth club, to be fair Father Cunningham seemed much more open and friendly in those days. My summertime volunteering stopped shortly after I nearly cut another boys thumb off. We were clearing away a mound of earth that had somehow built up at the side of the club. I was digging breaking up the earth and he was scrabbling the muck away as I broke it with the spade. An enthusiastic plunge of the spade and suddenly there he was with his thumb hanging off and blood pouring out. The priest reacted quickly and I think the thumb was saved, but the DIY works were suspended.

The younger kids were sent to mass on a Sunday, masses were every hour from eight till eleven, the huge church with row upon row of pews was fairly crowded for each service, and although sent, most of us stopped going to Sunday mass around at the age of nine or ten. The hour would be spent in the park or the other end of the street and we would report which priest said the mass to Mum on our return. She never checked, and by the age of twelve or thirteen, the whole pretence was dropped. As we grew older it seemed the priest came less often and when he did we no longer lied about attending, instead of direct questions it became a hopeful appeal ‘to see you in church soon.’

Although my parents’ lives were framed by Catholicism, they attended church at different rates through different periods in their lives. The principles and traditions rather than the letter of church laws were followed. As I grew up and away, the priests became somewhat forlorn figures. Father Cunningham propping up the bar at the social club, and Father Monty’s ever more desperate appeals. I wonder if keeping the congregation’s secrets, and acting as the moral police of the estate wore these lonely men down? Church attendance dropped and the once vibrant building became increasing cold and empty, until many years later the decision was taken to demolish the church to save on heating bills. My mum wasn’t best pleased, ‘we paid for that place’ she would say ‘they had no right knocking it down without our permission.’

My parents are both dead now, no doubt Father Monty and Cunnigham are too, there were no scandals or crises in Speke that I am aware of, just a thinning out of the congregation and faith over time until the huge fortress-like structure that was the centre of our catholic life was demolished. It has since been replaced by a much smaller construction, no doubt easier to keep warm.

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5 responses to “The Priest is coming!”

  1. Your piece on the priest is coming brought back so many memories of growing up in Speke, it brought to mind when I was about 9 , my mother was out when the priest came on his Friday night visits, my Dad was home with me and my brother, Dad was not a catholic, he went into the kitchen and told me to say no one was home, to the priest, my younger brother followed me to the door when I gave the Priest this message , my brother said, yes Dads in the kitchen! I can’t remember in detail what happened after this, but I’m sure the Priest got the message!

    1. Great story Kay.

  2. You have brought back so many memories for me with ( The Priest is coming) when ever the priest called ( my sister and I kept our ears open ) so we would hide under the bed, thinking he wouldn’t find us, but he did when Gran told him were we where, we knew if it Fr O’ Conner or Fr Murphy came we could have a giggle with them, the thing was they looked like film stars of the day, so. Sunday morning there was so many young women going to church they built an extension on to the church, they brought life back into the church, attendance went down when the priests left.
    They say ( once a catholic always a catholic .

  3. Remember it well,I attended St Christopher’s School,was Head Boy there in 1968,before leaving to go to Cardinal Allen Grammar School as previous Head Boys seemed to go to.Mr Morgan was the Headmaster then,Mr Brown was my class teacher,having gone through the Infants with the legendary Miss Bleeze and her elocution lessons,she was a battle axe.Lived off Lovel Road,in Fenton Close and remember Canon Montgomery,mad Liverpudlian,Father Dennis Cunningham who was a young priest when he started there,amazing nowadays the length of time he was there as a Priest as they do get moved around,maybe it’s because he could handle himself as his reputation was he could.Was never an altar boy,but used to read at mass,a member of the KBS,and remember the petal strewing around Speke in May processions in honour of Our Lady.The visit of the Priest on a Friday,think it was fortnightly was a visit from Monty,he would call in,joke about the Football,my Dad was C of E,but converted to being RC was a Man City fan and he would banter with Monty.Remember the cry the Priest is coming,and we had to stand up when priest entered,usual stuff,See you at Mass on Sunday,will look out for you he would say,take his envelope and move on.If my memory is correct,the Altar Boy would be the scout and knock on your door to say he’s coming,you’d leave door open and Father would come in.Today the massive shortage of priests,sometimes a midweek mass once a week has sadly ended this,but those days were days I look back on with great memories,great school and great parish family 💙

  4. Thanks for the comment Michael. I also went to Cardinal Allen a little later than you. As soon as I read the names and memories came flooding back. My sister went to elocution with Ms Bleeze, weird, but they were very conscious of our accents and made us aware that the accent wasn’t good. A kind of shaming- I remember Mr Morgan in assembly talking about Hollies (marbles) and then with a look of disdain commenting on how of course most of us kids would drop the H to ‘Ollies’.
    You also brought back a memory of St Christopher’s fete, held on the field between the primary school and the church. I ended up too close for comfort to a group of men fighting on the steps of what was the canteen opposite the playing field and was surprised to see father Cunningham in the middle of it. I don’t know what it was about, a few of the men must have had a couple of drinks, but Father Cunningham didn’t look out of place throwing blows. The day after the fete, all the kids would be sent to collect the litter of the field, but there were a few sixpences hidden around the field to motivate us.
    I look forward to hearing your thoughts on my book Under The Bridge.

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Thanks for visiting my page. The aim of this page is to let you know what I am working on and allow you to tell me what you think.

I was born and raised in Speke Liverpool, although my parents first lived ‘Under The Bridge’ in Garston, and all my family goes back to Wicklow in Ireland.

The Liverpool Mystery series will be four novels, three books; Under The Bridge, The Morning After, and Fire Next Time are finished. Under The Bridge will be published in Feb 2021 and I hope at least one more will follow later in the year. I am writing The Wicklow Boys now, and I hope to finish it next year.

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